Re: opinons on my progress so far [TANKS]

[Mike Snodgrass <mdssail-at-yahoo.com>]

LMAO.........


--- Billy Westbury <billy.westbury-at-gmail.com> wrote:

> lol, here are few other Billy Connolly quotes
> borrowed from  
>
http://www.myglasgow.org/glasgow/celebs&gossip-billyconnelly.htm
> 
> 
> Things I hate about everybody....
> 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
> the time....I know
> where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I
> point at my
> crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
> 
> 2. People who are willing to get off their arse to
> search the entire
> room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk
> to the TV and
> change the channel manually.
> 
> 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
> cake and eat it
> too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if you
> can't eat it?
> 
> 4. When people say "it's always the last place you
> look". Of course it
> is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've
> found it? Do
> people do this? Who and where are they?
> 
> 5. When people say while watching a film "did you
> see that?". No
> tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and
> stare at the f*cking
> floor.
> 
> 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".
> Didn't really give me a
> choice there, did you sunshine?
> 
> 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is
> it? If it's new,
> then there has never been anything before it. If
> it's an improvement,
> then there must have been something before it.
> 
> 8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck??
> Life is the
> longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What
> can you do that's
> longer?
> 
> 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone
> asks, "Has the bus
> come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing
> here, Knobhead?
> 
> 10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what
> they used to be'.
> So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
> 
> 11. When you're eating something and someone asks
> 'Is that nice?' No
> it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
> 
> 12. People who announce they are going to the
> toilet. Thanks that's an
> image I really didn't need.
> 
> 13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't
> understand you unless you
> insert the 'Mc' before the item you are
> ordering.....It has to be a
> McChicken Burger, just a Chicken burger gets blank
> looks...........Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it
> in your McEyes you
> f*cking McTosser.
> 
> 14. When you're involved in a accident and someone
> asks 'are you
> alright? Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs
> and be off.
> 
> Billy
> 
> On Wed, 02 Mar 2005 16:23:23 +1030, chris barthelson
> <barthelson88-at-hotmail.com> wrote:
> > Billy,
> > Looking great so far!
> > 
> > Chris. b
> > 
> >
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