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The following secret communication was intercepted by Vern DernBerger
a few days after Operation Coxsackie Freedom had been concluded. Clearly,
the northern push by the Maryland Attack Group into New York state
was just a prelude to something much bigger.
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Herr General,
As you already know, Operation Coxsackie Freedom
was a resounding success. MAG forces trooped
the colors and were met with no resistance (see target
#1 on map). We also have added new recruits to the
MAG sphere of influence.
Intel reported that the Eastern Canadian Alliance (ECA),
headed by John "our next export is Celine's sister" Barager,
began mobilizing their paltry forces
the day we left Coxsackie. We felt that this would be
the prime opportunity to implement Operation Bonjour,
a first hand look at Mr. Barager's readiness.
We started by retracing the Coxsackie route of
march but then changed course outside of New Jersey,
in case the ECA was lying in wait in Montreal.
enetration of the Canadian border took place at 22:00
on 13 Sept. With Fraulein Helga, our best female operative,
we easily passed as an American couple on vacation.
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The main objective, The Citadel of Quebec,
was successfully reached at 13:30 on 14 Sept (target #2
on map). As you can see from the adjacent recon photo of
their defensive artillery, they are totally unprepared for the
defense of their territory. Their arms are in a total
state of dis-repair and it is doubtful that they have
sufficient resources to repair them. The so-called Canadian dollar
is currently worth about 1 U.S. cent, which is just barely
enough to purchase a 6-pack of the best Canadian beer.
Other photos of the state of chaos in Quebec will be sent
under separate cover.
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I succeeded in arranging perfect cover for
the infiltration of our forces when we send in the
occupation forces, as can be seen in the adjacent photo.
It seems that the City of Quebec has a fondness for Spam.
We passed an entire convoy of Spam-carrying trucks
when entering the city. And, once we learned
the codeword "Bonjour, bonjour" the citizens of Quebec
opened their hearts to us. It seems they still have
bad memories of "The Conquest" and they do
not wish to be a part of Barager's Alliance.
With this information, MAG intel has developed the following plan:
- Purchase all of their casinos
- Increase holdings in Armour Meat Co
- Meet with francophone leaders
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Control of the Citadel gives us control of the St. Lawrence
and splits the main Canadian highway.
With all Spam products in our hands and control of
transportation, Mr. Barager will not be able to
mobilize his forces.
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Now onto MAG financial matters. On our way back to the
homeland, we stopped at the Borgata (target #3 on map)
to seal financial arrangements with the Nguyen brothers,
Scotty and Men "The Master". We were also approached by
Amir Vahedi. All have agreed to play at our new expanded
casinos in Quebec Province once we have acquired them
and they have fully invested in our 5-year fund. That means
that we now have sufficient cash for all of our domestic,
continental and international plans, allowing Mr. Tyng to
proceed with Operation Slow Boat.
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In closing, the adjacent photo shows the only operational
cannon at the Citadel, which is conveniently pointing towards
the Parliament building. They make invasion way too easy.
Long Live MAG,
Oberst Johann
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